Chelsea will be Chelsea

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:35:06 GMT

I'm getting a new LJ. I'll post info soon.

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 16:39:20 GMT

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:44:44 GMT

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

http://www.explosm.net/comics/861/

Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:03:01 GMT

Robin Wasserman recently wrote "Every once in a while you read something, and it expresses what you think so perfectly, so exactly, and so much better than you've ever been able to say it, that you're simultaneously elated that someone's actually managed to put it into words and hideously depressed that you didn't--and couldn't--do it first...a lot of people have asked me why I wanted to study the history of science. This is the answer I wish I could have given them."

For me, it was the question "Why are you so 'gay rights'?" Here you go:

"Love is free from labels—gender, race, creed, etc. It is a connection between two beings, pulling them together in their darkest hours...But, we all desire love. We all want to be with that one person who gets to us, that one person who we think about every night before we drift off to sleep, that person who gets under our skin and lights our hearts on fire. And that desire is the same for people who are gay."
-Joshua Dickinson

Oy

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:52:28 GMT

I'm bored, and I really dont wanna go back to school. i havent done anything but algebra work and I am so screwed come monday.
However, until then, I will live in blissful ignorance
I found a book, A to Z: the official encyclopedia to Disney, and I am so gonna get it (No, you cant be too old for disney)
So, how be everyone?

Sun, 31 Dec 2006 20:29:11 GMT

Happy Birthday Karyn!
I hope it's a good one

Thinking

Sat, 30 Dec 2006 20:48:25 GMT

What happened? LJ used to be the big thing with most of us. Before MySpace, we obsessed, making 3-7 entries per day. We talked about shopping, school, drama, absolutely everything! I know it may not be spectacular, but I decided that I still love LJ and I will start to post more, just like in 8th grades (only less suicidal). You all should do the same, cuz MySpace isn't that great

What a year

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 22:21:33 GMT

Go to your calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2005. Post the first sentence of it in your journal, and that's your Year In Review:

January -I feel like shit

February - God this fucking pisses me off

March - I know, I havent updated in awhile

April - For those of you who wanted to see, i have a picture of me in my nun costume on MySpace

May - Dear Dorkettes...

June - Aaron and I got into a fight

July - Why do I hate myself so much lately?

August - This year I will attemp to:

September - hey, guess what

October - (I DIDNT UPDATE IN OCTOBER)

November - (I DIDNT UPDATE IT IN NOVEMBER!)

December - I got my LJ and MySpace all Christmasy

Christmas

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:11:34 GMT

I got my Lj and Myspace all christmasy. I wish I could make LJ better though. Check them out and tell me what you think. And if anyone knows how to get an LJ banner, I'd appreciate the help. Happy snow day :)

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 22:11:24 GMT

I'm a fuck-up to the utmost extent

We only get what we give

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:32:15 GMT

Hey, guess what

Yup, Im in Miracle on 34th street (fall play)

And I actually have a line. Yays (for the record, that's a big deal for me)

so you should all come see it :)

LMAO

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:04:54 GMT

(with apologies to Dr. Seuss.)

Every Gay down in Gayville liked Gay Marriage a lot......
But the Grinch, who lived just east of Gayville, did NOT!!

The Grinch hated happy Gays! The whole Marriage season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, his Florsheims were too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all was
His heart and brain were two sizes too small.

"And they're buying their tuxes!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow's the first Gay Wedding! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Gay Marriage from coming!"

For, tomorrow, he knew...

All the Gay girls and boys
would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their vows!
And then! Oh, the Joys! Oh, the Joys!

And THEN they'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Gay down in Gayville the tall and the small,
would stand close together, all happy and blissing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Gays would start kissing!

"I MUST stop Gay Marriage from coming! ...But HOW?"

Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"I know what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat.
And he went to his closet, grabbed his sheet and his hood.
And he chuckled, and clucked, with a great Grinchy word!
"With this beard and this cross, I look just like our Lord!"

"All I need is a Scripture..." The Grinch looked around.
But, true Scripture is scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch...? No! The Grinch simply said,
"With no Scripture on Marriage, I'll fake one instead!"
"It's one man and one woman," the Grinch falsely said.

Then he broke in the courthouse. A rather tight pinch.
But, if Georgie could do it, then so could the Grinch.
The little Gay benefits hung in a row.

"These bennies," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"

Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most uncanny,
around the whole room, and he took every benny!
Health care for partners! Doctors for kiddies!
Tax rights! Adoptions! Pensions and Wills!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, with a chill,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, in his bill.

Then he slunk to the kitchen, and stole Wedding Cake.
He cleaned out that icebox and made it look straight.
He took the Gay-bar keys! He took the Gay Flag.
Why, that Grinch even took their last Gay birdseed bag!

"And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will pocket their Rings."
And the Grinch grabbed the Rings, and he started to shove
when he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and off flew his hood.

Little Lisa-Bi Gay behind him sadly stood.
The Grinch had been caught by small Lisa-Bi.
She stared at the Grinch and said, "My, oh, my, why?"
"Why are you taking our Wedding Rings? WHY?"

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Shepherd sneered,
"The judges are evil, the other states weird."
"I'll fix the rings there and I'll bring them back here."

It was quarter past dawn... All the Gays, still a-bed,
all the Gays still a-snooze when he packed up and fled.
"Pooh-Pooh to the Gays!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now no Gay Marriage is coming!"
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
then the Gays down in Gayville will all cry Boo-Hoo!"

He stared down at Gayville! The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Gay down in Gayville, the tall and the small,
was kissing! Without any bennies at all!
He HADN'T stopped Marriage from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!

And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"It came without lawyers, no papers to sort!"
"It came without licenses, came without courts!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!

"Maybe Marriage," he thought, "doesn't come from the court.
Maybe Marriage...perhaps... comes right from the heart.
Maybe Marriage comes from all the words the Gays say.
Words like Husband, like Wedding, and Spouse who is Gay."
And what happened then...? Well...in Gayville they say
that the Grinch's small brain grew three sizes that day!

And the Gays had their Weddings. They promised for life.
They swore to be faithful, to Wife and her Wife.
The Husbands were happy, to each other they vowed
To be Out and be Honest, be Gay and be Proud.
They told all their neighbors and friends of their Spouse,
They told of their Marriage and sharing their house.
They said "We got Married." They shouted it loud.
Their marital status was "Married and Proud."

And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light.
And he brought back the rings, cake and Gay birdseed bags!
And he... ...HE HIMSELF... hung the Gay Rainbow Flag!

The Lord looked down, at the proud and the tall,
and said "These are my children, and I love them all."

This year

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 19:19:20 GMT

This year I will (attempt to):

get strait A's

Get my licence

Have a birthday that doesnt depress the fuck out of me

Eat healthy and work out more

Get a job

Get my belly button pierced

Have fun on every major holiday

Not lose anymore friends, and maybe even get some back

Be me, and only me while doing all of this

I think I can do it

I didnt recognize you without the hadcuffs

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 15:21:51 GMT

I saw Rent

I am in total and complete love

Best. Musical. Ever.
Best. Movie. Ever.
Best. Music. Ever.

BTW, new layout of it, nothig good, but nice

Why bother?

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 23:45:53 GMT

Why do i hate myself so much lately? It just seems like I keep screwing up, and it's at the point where I dont know how to right everything. I screwed things up with friends, almost lost my boyfriend and my family is convinced I need mental help. Maybe I do. It's like Im the plague, and anyone who comes in contact with me is to share my misery. I just want to live in a cave all by myself to save everyone from me.

This time I actually was tagged

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 23:33:04 GMT

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre,whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your livejournal along with your 7 songs. Then tag 7 other people to see what they're listening to.

1. Unfaithful- Rihanna
2. I Write Sins Not Tragedies- P!ATD
3. Promiscuous Girl- Nellie Furtado
4. Dillema- Nelly
5. Bad Day- Daniel Powter
6. The Stalker Song- (I dont know)
7. Jenny was a friend of mine- The Killers

1 Karyn
2 Samantha
3 Sarabeth
4. Kristy
5. Laura
6. Briana
7. Kevin

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:24:39 GMT

Once a cheater, always a cheater

Yay or nay?

I need some answers

Also posted to Myspace

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 21:50:12 GMT

I wasnt tagged, but who cares

Name ten of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick ten people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used.

1. Zac. If I had nothing in this world but him, I know I could survive. No question. He's the only person that knows all of my faults, and not only accepts me, but loves me despite them.

2. My saginaw peeps. I thought when I moved that I would lose them, and I did lose a lot, but the ones I've kept (and met) make me smile...a lot. Trisha, Sarabeth, Sam, Jesus, Cody and Justin: Thanks

3. The phone. I love having long chats with the ones I love and being able to instantly transfer big news to certain people (*Cough* Sammy, Laura and Kala *Cough)

4. Flowers. I'm such a girl (and wannabee drama queen) and getting them, especially for no good reason, makes me warm and fuzzy. lol.

5. All my guy friends at garber. A lot of shit happened this year between the girls in our once-group, but you all stuck by me no matter what. You're always there for me and accept me (and have all dated me at one point, lol). I love you guyses.

6. People like Amber and Chandel. They've seen it all, but they love me even though most see me as a "goody goody". I love that they love me and see through that.

7. Movies/ Books. I know I have skipped on a lot lately, but I do love them. I love putting myself in people places and I am such a sucker for happy endings.

8. Music. I love it all. i can use it to express myself either by blasting the radio or playing an instrument. There's always a song to express my mood.

9. Forgiveness. I have screwed up many times and let down many people, and most of the time, I'm forgiven. I know that i dont deserve it, but I definately appreciate it. Thanks.

10. My parents. Sure, they piss me off royally most of the time, but if they can allow into their home of their own free ill, feed me, let me chill with my friends and bitch to them aout my daily "problems", they definately deserve a spot on here.

Now for the 10 that have to do this in honor of me: Samantha, Sarabeth, Cody, Zac, Trisha, Kala, Anita, Laura, Justin and Hollie

I am such a hypocrite

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:20:35 GMT

I know you're reading this
And I know I've been a mucho punta
and I know I deserve it
But it hurts that no one invited me to go
I'm sorry the dorkettes are dying

I miss:

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 19:26:04 GMT

Zac
Sarabeth
Samantha
Cody
Laura
Trisha
Old times
The original dorkette squad
The way Aaron used to be
The sisterly love I thought I had
The old Stephanie
The origial island dorks
And a bazillion other things

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 15:56:53 GMT

Aaron and I got into a fight

It's serious

Now I dont have a best friend, just an ex

Today...Oye ve

Fri, 26 May 2006 00:24:20 GMT

Today was the last day of school. I passed all of my exams. Three months of freedom.

On to better things. I had fun today. Zac came over before school and we watched a Jackie Chan movie and ate Froot Loops. After my bio exam, me and him went out (If you're a really good friend, I'll let you know what happened.) Then we picked up his cousin and went to Bay City. We got a bunch of people and went to Chris's house, that was pretty fun, except for the minor bitch fit.

When I got home, Alyx showed up. That pissed me off, she uberly blackmailed me, the fucking hypocrite, If her word wasnt shit around here than I would be uberly screwed. Then my dad bitched at me a bit, but no big.

Overall, it was a good day. I'm not gonna tell you to comment, but If you dont, I'll probably delete this thing.

Much Love

Sun, 07 May 2006 20:20:50 GMT

Friday: Samntha's Birthday

It was so much fun, OMG. I got to hang out with people that i ahvent seen in forever and meet Justin, Jess, Codeth and Jesus. They are so cool, if I ever leave garber I'm going to Heritage. Then I got to stay the night and hang with Sam and SB. We climbed a tree and had a stalker, it was pretty cool

Saturday: Prom

OMG, i had SOOOOOOO much fun. I met Hollie and Sylvia, and we had fun (other than the moments where Aaron was rightfully pissed at me.) First Zac nad i left at like 5:30 and went to dinner with everyone, then we had the dance (which was FUCKING HILARIOUS.) Then we went to the after-party and gambled (Wiley and Chris were there, that was fun) then me and Zac went to texan for breakfast at 4:30 in the morning.

All-in-all, this was the best weekend of my life. There were some bitch-moments, but what do you expect with me, lol. I am so happy, i had a blast.

Me in my dress

The torturous pictures by the parents

Corsage and flower that i cant spell (that became petals on the dinner table, lol)
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v448/MystixDreamer/MVC-018S.jpg /> and my boyfriend and father who are more alike than i ever imagined *shiver* lol </lj-cut>

An actual update

Thu, 04 May 2006 23:12:14 GMT

Dear Dorkettes
Ok, so this weekend should be fun. Tomorrow is Sammy's party and Saturday is prom ^^. I'm excited. We need to talk about so much, I can't wait. I'm sorry I've neglected you all, you rock so hard. We have some serious gossip and i have some things to ask you about. You are the only ones that can help me anymore (yay for Chelsea the uber-bitch losing friends...NOT.) At least you all still love me...I hope. i am in a good mood believe it or not, lol. See you all later.
Love,
Chelsea

Updating for the sake of updating

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 21:17:26 GMT

I'm bored. I didnt go to school today until the end cuz I had to talk to Mrs. Bromberg (and, yes, i did want to see Zac). I'm actually happy lately, yay me. My family is going through alot of shit but that's about it. I had a nervous breakdown earlier (sorry holly).

Oh, btw, if anyone has a prom dress they'd like to lend me, I'd be uber-pleased

later
~ChLs